Tootsie Roll!

A comedic highlight of the year is the Toosie Roll annual report. The quaint product descriptions are a hoot (pardon the pun, Mr. Owl). Here’s a sample:

Tootsie Roll Mini Chews are luscious morsels of soft, chewy Tootsie Roll smothered in creamy milk chocolate– a combination of flavors and textures that produces an incredible taste sensation! Chocolate Covered Sugar Babies are familiar nuggets of chewy Sugar Baby caramel covered with a delicious chocolate shell. Packaged in convenient, reclosable boxes, these items are perfect for movie time, TV watching or any snacking occasion.

It’s what you might expect (and hope for!) in a company with an 87-year old president.

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